What is going on today!!!
There is this datingsite I browse around (as I have mentioned before) and I must say the last days the interest in me has died down, I think to be honest, that only fresh meat is looked at so, for anyone considering this, make the most of the first few days.
Today seems to be a different day though.. I suddenly got 3 different 'I am interested' mails all from young guys, and when I say young I mean YOUNG, like 23, 25 and 21!! All saying that they love older women and want to have sex with me. Like.. TONIGHT.. and that they would give me massages and all that.. first I thought they were a team of friends but I checked their profiles and they seem to be for real..
Unfortunately my system is not working like that.. I tried to tell one of them that if you want to have sex with an older woman you have to at least pretend to be able to hold a conversation and be interested. He didn't really see the point and said that he has done this with many older women on that site.
And I think .. is this the new way for singles having sex? Just get a nice juicy guy from the internet for a quick fix? I wondered if today there was an article in some newspaper about this because 3 within one evening is a bit weird!
So just when I thought 'oh well it was fun' I started watching the movie 'A Beautiful Mind' in which the following scene took place:
Nice (though of course weird man) sits across woman in bar and says nothing.
Woman looks all helpful and says: "maybe you would like to buy me a drink"
Man says softly while he bends over towards her: "I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me but can we assume that I have said all that because we are basically speaking about fluid exchange aren't we so can we go straight to the sex"
And I thought.. is this normal? Is this really what goes on in a man's mind even when I think they are genuinely interested in who I am and what I have to say?
One wonders...
:-)
If only the count wasn't on holiday, he would tell me straight.
Or... does age matter in this area? In which case the count would not represent all age groups.. need to find a few older ones as well... I will keep this under review and let you know if I find out! In the meantime all insights into this subject are gratefully received!
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I'm pretty much omnipotent and cover everything ;-)
OK! So do tell!!! :-)
And I thought.. is this normal? Is this really what goes on in a man's mind even when I think they are genuinely interested in who I am and what I have to say?
OK, the voice from the Q continuum says this.
No, don't worry. This condition only impacts male mathematical geniuses with tendencies towards the schizophrenic - in Latin I believe it's called Nash-us John-eus. All other men desperately want to hear of your career at Douglas Rain, your family......your plans for DIY in the home......generally they want nothing more than to listen to your HD&A.
Or at least that's what I thought (must just be me!) until reading the headline in today's De Murphgraaf; 'EXCLUSIVE - MEN WANT SEX!' it screamed out in a shocking expose on the male of the species. What new findings will they discover next?
;-)
Each man is of course different but generally I would say the 'want sex' condition is always there. The extent to which it's apparent to you is determined by the ability of each male to rise above their genetics + hormones. Which is easier for some than others (depending on their own particular balance of intelligence/consciousness vs physical desire).......though there are also those who would rather just not even have to try to rise above it eg the internet dudes you refer to may fall into this category.
In theory, declining levels of testosterone as the male get older should lead to some change in attitude and behaviour. Though I wouldn't really say this can be guaranteed...can you? ;-).
Or perhaps this 'it's how we are hard wired to be' reasoning is just a man-ist conspiracy intent on maintaining cave man type behaviour and convincing females that they can never hope for much of a change in this.
Maybe the increasing amounts of Oestrogen being pumped into the environment will lead to some change in all of this over several decades.......don't think we are really seeing such an impact from this at the moment.......however, it might be in some way responsible for the degradation in the quality of male sperm.
Hmmm, anyone for tangents? :o)
Making any sense? No, didn't think so. Damn jetlag!
In summary (yes, I am going to attempt to summarise the above mess!):
- if you are a male and you keep being visited by Paul Bettany and his paranoid rantings. He's probably a figment of your imagination.......sure, if you ignore the symptoms then you might make the next big discovery in mathematics......but really, it will probably destroy your life and you should really be making an appointment with your Doctor!
- if you are a male and you happen to meet Jennifer Connelly (she who has brought luminescent beauty to the screen since appearing in Labyrinth* back in 1986). Be smart....engage her in polite conversation, praise the way she has styled her hair that day, show an interest in her family life and career. Embrace her HD&A. It might just get you what you desire most.
Capisce? No, didn't think so :o) Bedtime for me!
* Great great film. Superb performance by Bowie :o) God, Jim Henson was a big loss to the world!
DISCLAIMER
The cynicism in the above comments in no way reflect the actual behaviour of Monsieur Dantès. He is a gentleman to the core.
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