BIRD

I had a bit of an unsettling day!! I am terrified of birds, stemming from an early childhood experience when my parents took me to Amsterdam to feed the pigeons and all those birds were all over me picking my hands and clawing in my head, when you are 5 pigeons are really big and somehow I have always been unable to get over this fobia!!

There is not a lot of need for me to get over it I suppose, as long as birds stay where they belong I am fine but this morning they didn't!!

Well, it didn't...

From my bed working away on my laptop (thank god for wireless) I heard a squeek from the kitchen and feared the worst, peeked from my bed through to the kitchen and yep... A FLYING THING. I totally panicked and ran to the bedroom door and closed it so I was safe.

After initial panic subsided I decided this was silly, I couldn't even go to the toilet so I was really brave and opened the door and peeked if I could see it just when I thought I couldnt' and thought of going into the kitchen to make a cup of coffee I heard another sound and a squeek so I threw the kitchen door shut giving me access at least to the bedroom, bathroom and back garden!

Still slowly de-panicking I decided to have a shower and review the situation after that. I know we have steps in the garage which I thought I could use to peek into the house from the outside. So.. that is what I did, started to look through the kitchen window and hooray, no bird, I really hoped it would have found its way out through the same window it got in!

But no.... when I looked into the lounge window I heard a bang and again a bang and it was clear that birdie was trying desperately to get out. Unfortunately time ran out... I had to attend a conference call for BAC and concentrate on that, so back into the bedroom and get laughed at by my Indian colleagues who just wanted to know what breed of bird it was!!! No sympathy there then!

After the call and getting really hungry and desperate for coffee I had another look from the steps into all the windows but couldn't see any bird, a lot of tiny bird poo droppings though.

Contemplating going in and it being stunned or dead or flying around frantically (can't decide which option would be worst!!) made me shiver so bad that I went to my last resort in the form of Johns mum who lives in our street. She laughed (of course pffff :-)) and came with me to slay the dragon.

So I let her go in all alone, while keeping the protecting kitchen door firmly closed and of course.. no bird.... nowhere... she was clapping her hands fiercely (as if her presence alone wasn't enough) but no moves at all.... all we could assume is that it flew out again.

And I know I should feel all better now, crisis averted, bird safe, me safe, all safe.

But of course with every 'strange' sound I think it came back to haunt me and it will take days before I don't get a reflex shock if a bird flies past our window a bit too close!