Why we fit together so well

Conversation on the couch tonight watching someone make a chocolate sandwich and me salivating:

John: "I bet you would fancy that, it is like asking 'Do crocodiles fart in the water' - which - as a matter of fact is the new generation of 'Do bears pooh in the woods'.

Me: "Well, how do you know that crocodiles fart in the water"

John: "Good point, why don't you look it up on Google 'Do Crocodiles fart'

Me: "nope, no results"

John: "What, you? Not find anything? Maybe under 'Crocodiles flatulate'

Me, all Pollyanna "Well, I can't find Crocodile flatulate but apparently Cockroaches flatulate every 15 minutes"

:-)